Interactive KOL Ascension Checklist

You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market

Obtain a Worthless gewgaw, Knick-knack or Trinket, then go to the Hermitage and trade for Sweet rims^*

This can be done while Beaten Up.
If you have hacked the Hermit you wont need a permit.
You can choose 3 items from the Sewer with a Ten-leaf clover

Bitchin' Meatcar Quest

You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market

Obtain a Worthless gewgaw, Knick-knack or Trinket, then go to the Hermitage and trade for Dingy planks^*

This can be done while Beaten Up.
If you have hacked the Hermit you wont need a permit.
You can choose 3 items from the Sewer with a Ten-leaf clover

You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market

Obtain a Worthless gewgaw, Knick-knack or Trinket, then go to the Hermitage and trade for a Seal tooth^*, Chisel^*, Petrified noodles^*, Jabañero pepper^*, Banjo strings^* or a Hot buttered roll^* depending on you class.

This can be done while Beaten Up.
If you have hacked the Hermit you wont need a permit.
You can choose 3 items from the Sewer with a Ten-leaf clover

You have Chewing gum on a string and a Hermit permit from The Market

Obtain a Worthless gewgaw, Knick-knack or Trinket, then go to the Hermitage and trade for a Ten-leaf clover^*.

Not required in Bad Moon.
You may also find a clover from The Barrel full of Barrels, or The Shore, Inc.'s Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure.

The Casino - Lemon Party Slot

You have a Casino pass the Epic Weapon Hermit Item and a Clover.

Obtain a Big rock.
Meatsmith the Rock and Hermit item, then Smith the result with your Starting Weapon to make your Epic Weapon.

This can be done while Beaten Up
You start witha Big rock in Bad Moon.

The Sleazy Back Alley

Encounter Please, Hammer to obtain Harold's hammer head and Harold's hammer handle. Paste them to create Harold's hammer.

Harold's Hammer Quest

The Sleazy Back Alley

You have Harold's hammer.

Encounter Don't Hurt 'Em and obtain Harold's bell.

Harold's Hammer Quest

The Haunted Pantry

Outskirts of Cobb's Knob

The Haunted Kitchen

Main Stat 5
Unlocked Spookyraven Manor.

Obtain a Chef's hat^* by encountering Trespasser choosing 'Tackle him' to fight a Knob Goblin Assistant Chef or choose 'Wait and see what happens'

Obtain a Chef's hat^* from a Knob Goblin Assistant Chef

Obtain a Chef's hat^* from a Zombie chef

+Item Drops

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency

Unlock Spookyraven Manor Second Floor

Obtain a Chef-in-the-box

The Haunted Pantry

Encounter The Manor in Which You're Accustomed to unlock Spookyraven Manor.

Always occurs within 3-14 adventures.

Outskirts of Cobb's Knob

Encounter Code Red and obtain a Knob Goblin encryption key.

Always occurs within 3-15 adventures.

The King of Cobb's Knob Quest

The Spooky Forest

Level 2
Started the Spooky Forest Quest.

Obtain a Spooky sapling some Spooky-Gro fertilizer^* and the Spooky Temple map . Use the map to gain access to the The Hidden Temple.

+Non-combat Frequency
The Spooky Temple map drop is a Superlikely encounter

Spooky Temple Map Quest

The Spooky Forest

Level 2
Started the Spooky Forest Quest.

Encounter A Three-Tined Fork, select 'Take the dark path' then 'Investigate the Bushes' to obtain a Stolen accordion.

A Superlikely encounter (25%).
Can also be obtained from The Sewer, (Automaticaly with a Ten-leaf clover)
Can be replaced with a Rock and Roll Legend, or the Squeezebox of the Ages.

The Typical Tavern (Post Quest)

The Spooky Forest

Level 2
Started the Spooky Forest Quest.

Encounter Rock-a-bye Larva and obtain a Mosquito larva

A Superlikely encounter (25%)

Spooky Forest Quest

The Typical Tavern

Level 3

Explore the Darkness until you encounter the Rat Faucet.

Leave the Faucet alone to find Baron Von Ratsworth.

Typical Tavern Quest

Level 3
Completed the The Typical Tavern quest

Obtain 2 Beer lenses from the A guy walks up to you at a bar... encounter.

Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box

Main Stat 10
Passed the Second Guild Task (Main Stat 9), Started the Meatcar Quest and visited the Untinker to start this quest

Obtain a Rusty screwdriver from the Screwdriver, wider than a mile encounter and return to the Untinker to unlock his services

A Superlikely encounter (25%).
Can be obtained from Innabox - Inside Degrassi Knoll under a Muscle sign

Untinker Quest

Main Stat 10
Started the Meatcar Quest

Obtain a Frilly skirt^* and a Maiden wig^* from a Gnollish Crossdresser.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Can be bought from the Degrassi Knoll General Store. The Frilly skirt can also be found in the Orcish Frat House.

Obtain a Meat Maid

Main Stat 10
Started the Meatcar Quest

Obtain a Spring^* from a Gnollish toolbox, droped by a Gnollish Gearhead or during the Gnollish Workshop encounter.

Can be bought from Degrassi Knoll General Store and is also found in the Thugnderdom.

Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box

Main Stat 10
Started the Meatcar Quest

Obtain a Spring^* from a Gnollish toolbox, droped by a Gnollish Gearhead or during the Gnollish Workshop encounter.

Can be bought from Degrassi Knoll General Store and is also found in the Thugnderdom.

Obtain a Chef-in-the-box

Main Stat 10
You have a Degrassi Knoll shopping list from your Guild. You have Sweet rims and a Meat stack^*

Obtain a Cog^* , Empty meat tank^* , Spring^* , Sprocket^* and Tires^* . Paste them all with Sweet rims^* and a Meat stack^* to create your Bitchin' meatcar to get access to the Desert Beach

Can be bought from Degrassi Knoll General Store.
Combine 100 meat in your inventory to create a Meat stack.

Bitchin' Meatcar Quest

The Shore, Inc.

Access to the Desert Beach, 500 meat & 3 Adventures per trip, You have Dingy planks.

Sail away on 5 vacations to obtain Dinghy plans. Use them to obtain a Dingy dinghy and get access to the Mysterious Island of Mystery

This can be done while Beaten Up.

The Bat Hole - Guano Junction

Level 4, Main Stat 13
Any Stench resistance

Obtain a Broken skull from a Skullbat and combine with a Skeleton bone to create a Bone rattle.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Can be replaced with a Tambourine.

The Bat Hole - Guano Junction

Level 4, Main Stat 13
Any Stench resistance

Obtain 3 Sonars-in-a-biscuit^* and use them to access the Batrat and Ratbat Burrow, the Beanbat Chamber and The Boss Bat's Lair

Stench resistance can be obtained from a Bum cheek (Back Alley), Pine-Fresh air freshener (Entryway ) or a Harem veil (Harem)

Boss Bat Quest

Main Stat 15

Obtain a Box from a bugbear-in-the-box, disease-in-the-box or a lemon-in-the-box.

+Item Drops
Gain three from The Boxer encounter with a clover.

Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box

Main Stat 15

Obtain a Box from a bugbear-in-the-box, disease-in-the-box or a lemon-in-the-box.

+Item Drops
Gain three from The Boxer encounter with a clover.

Obtain a Chef-in-the-box

Main Stat 15
You have made your Epic Weapon.

Take your Epic Weapon to your Guild to unlock the "Fun" House.
Obtain clown equipment to recieve a Clownosity rating of 4 or more.

You need Main (Unbuffed) Stat 12 to start this quest.
+Item Drops

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Billiards Room

Main Stat 10
Access to Spookyraven Manor.

Obtain a Pool cue^* from the That's your cue encounter and a Handful of hand chalk^* from the Chalkdust wraith(100% drop).
Equip the Cue and use the Chalk to obtain the the Chalky Hand effect (5 adv), continue adventuring until you encounter Minnesota Incorporeals event. Choose 'Let the Ghost Break' then 'Go for a solid' then 'Go for the 8-ball' to get the Spookyraven library key.

A Superlikely encounter (25%).
The Chalkdust wraith has Physical Resistance.

Unlock Spookyraven Manor Second Floor

Main Stat 13
Once per day.

Obtain Boris's key from Room 10

Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.

Main Stat 13
Once per day.

Obtain Jarlsberg's key from Room 10

Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.

Main Stat 13
Once per day.

Obtain Sneaky Pete's key from Room 10

Lowest stat of 51 will enable you to pass all tests.

Main Stat 13
Once per day.

Obtain a Skeleton key^* from Room 3. Can also be made by pasting a Skeleton bone^* and Loose teeth^*.

The Bat Hole - Beanbat Chamber

Main Stat 13

Obtain an Enchanted bean^* from a Beanbat.
At level 10 when you obtain the Giant Trash Quest use the bean to unlock the Beanstalk.

+Item Drops
Alternatively, Zap a Hill of beans dropped by a Knob Goblin Bean Counter in Cobb's Knob Treasury or a Pile of jumping beans from South of The Border.

Giant Trash Quest

The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)

The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)

The Defiled Nook

Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
Completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Obtain a Smart skull^*.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Obtained quickly using a Clover in the (Pre-Cyrpt) Cemetary,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover

Obtain a Meat Maid

The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)

The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)

The Defiled Nook

Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
Completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Obtain a Smart skull^*.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Obtained quickly using a Clover in the (Pre-Cyrpt) Cemetary,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover

Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box

The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)

The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)

The Defiled Nook

Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
Completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Obtain a Smart skull^*.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Obtained quickly using a Clover in the (Pre-Cyrpt) Cemetary,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover

Obtain a Chef-in-the-box

The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)

The Defiled Alcove

Main (Unbuffed) Stat 11

Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
During the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Obtain a Grave robbing shovel^* from a Grave rober.

Obtain a Rusty grave robbing shovel^* from a Grave rober zmobie.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency

The Wizard of Ego

The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt)

The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)

You have a Shovel or a Rusty shovel.

Main Stat 18
Haven't completed the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Level 7, Main Stat 40
After the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest

Encounter A Grave Situation to obtain Fernswarthy's key. Return to the guild member who gave you this quest until they unlock The Ruins of Fernswarthy's Tower and give you 500 meat.

The Wizard of Ego

Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower

Obtain a Disembodied brain^* from a Brainsweeper.
Untinker your Meatcar to get back the Meat engine^*, Paste the Engine^*, Frilly skirt^*, Smart skull^*, Disembodied brain^* and Maiden wig^* together to obtain a Meat Maid^*.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Can be obtained quickly using a Clover,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover

Obtain a Meat Maid

Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower. You have a Cocktailcrafting kit.

Obtain a Disembodied brain^* from a Brainsweeper. Paste all parts with a Cocktailcrafting kit from The Market to obtain a Bartender-in-the-box^*.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Can be obtained quickly using a Clover,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover

Obtain a Bartender-in-the-box

Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower. You have an E-Z Cook Oven™.

Obtain a Disembodied brain^* from a Brainsweeper. Paste all parts with an E-Z Cook Oven™ from The Market to obtain a Chef-in-the-box^*.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Can be obtained quickly using a Clover,
A Disembodied brain and a Smart skull can also be obtained from the Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt) with a Clover

Obtain a Chef-in-the-box

Main Stat 11
Access to Fernswarthy's Tower

Encounter Staring into Nothing, then Into the Maw of Deepness and then Take a Dusty Look! to obtain a dusty old book. Take it back to your guild to recieve the Manual of Labor, Manual of Transmission or the Manual of Dexterity and complete this quest.

The Wizard of Ego

8-Bit Realm

Main Stat 20
Wearing the Continuum transfunctioner

Obtain of 30 White pixels^* and get the Crackpot Mystic to combine them to make a Digital key.

+Item Drops.
Can be crafted at the The Crackpot Mystic's Shed by combining a Red, Green and Blue pixel.

Unlock Cobb's Knob Laboratory

Cobb's Knob - Kitchens

Cobb's Knob - Treasury

Cobb's Knob - Harem

Level 5, Main Stat 20
Used the Cobb's Knob map.

Obtain the Cobb's Knob lab key to gain access to Cobb's Knob Laboratory.

A one time drop in all three areas.
Will automaticaly drop upon defeating the Knob Goblin King if you don't already have it.

Main Stat 15
Wearing enough clown items to get a Clownosity rating of 4 or more.

Encounter Adventurer, $1.99 and select 'Push the nose', then 'Open the door' and defeat The Clownlord Beelzebozo.
Use the final item dropped by Beelzebozo to meatsmith your Legendary Epic Weapon.

+Non-combat Frequency (Maybe?)

The King of Cobb's Knob Quest

Cobb's Knob - Harem

Level 5, Main Stat 20
Used the Cobb's Knob map.

Obtain a Knob Goblin harem veil^* , Knob Goblin harem pants^* and Knob Goblin perfume^*

Outfit dropped by Knob Goblin Harem Girls and A Bard Day's Night encounter. Perfume just droped by the Harem Girls.
You can quickly get the Perfume with a Clover

The Bat Hole - The Boss Bat's Lair

Level 4
Used three Sonars-in-a-biscuit

Defeat the Boss Bat

Beefy bodyguard bats drop a high amount of meat

Boss Bat Quest

Whitey's Grove

Main (Unbuffed) Stat 34
Completed the Bitchin' Meatcar Quest.

Encounter It's A Sign! to unlock The Road to the White Citadel.

The Road to the White Citadel

White Citadel Quest

Encountered It's A Sign! in Whitey's Grove.
Yiou have 300 meat.

Encounter Cheetahs Never Lose.
Obtain the massive bag of catnip from a Business hippy.
Encounter Cheetahs Never Lose again.
Encounter Summer Holiday.
Obtain the Hang glider from the eXtreme Sports Orcs.
Encounter Summer Holiday again.
Go to the The White Citadel, purchase a White Citadel Satisfaction Satchel for 300 meat and return it to your guild to complete this quest and obtain a Lucky rabbit's foot.

+Non-combat Frequency and +Combat Frequency alternately.
Item drops are 100% so +Item drops will not help.

White Citadel Quest

The Road to the White Citadel

Orcish Frat House

The Hippy Camp

Started the White Citadel Quest. Encountered It's A Sign! in Whitey's Grove.

Main Stat 30
Access to the Island

Obtain Orcish baseball cap^* , Orcish cargo shorts^* (And Paddle^* from the Frat House) or Filthy knitted dread sack^* and Filthy corduroys^*

Obtain Orcish baseball cap^* , Orcish cargo shorts^* and Homoerotic frat paddle^*

Obtain Filthy knitted dread sack^* and Filthy corduroys^*

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Higher drop rate on Road to the White Citadel

Only one side's outfit needed
The Frat Boy Ensemble is possible Infiltrationist equipment.

The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Enormous Greater-Than Sign

Main (Unbuffed) Stat 45
You have 1000 meat.

Obtain a Plus sign from the Plus? Plus what? encounter and the effect Teleportitis from A big Q encounter.
Continue until you encounter The Oracle Will See You Now and select 'Pay for a major consultation', then use the Plus sign to gain access to The Dungeons of Doom.

Encounters are Superlikely (25%).
Obtain a few Small or Large box to get some Dungeons of Doom potions for The Three Gates.

The Secret of the Dungeons of Doom

The Dungeon Full Of Dungeons - The Dungeons of Doom

Main Stat 44
Access to The Dungeons of Doom. You have 5,000 meat.

Encounter Ouch! You bump into a door! and select 'Buy what appears to be some sort of cloak' for 5,000 meat to fight a Mimic. Defeat it and use the Dead mimic to obtain a Wand.

The Dark Elbow of the Woods

Obtain a Zapping Wand

Level 6, Main Stat 29

Obtain an Eldritch butterknife from the Like Butter encounter

Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest

The Dark Heart of the Woods

Level 6, Main Stat 29

Obtain a Box of birthday candles from the Candles in the Wind encounter

Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest

The Dark Neck of the Woods

Level 6, Main Stat 29

Obtain a Ruby W^* from a W imp

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,
Can also be obtained from The Deep Fat Friars' Gate.

The Dark Neck of the Woods

Level 6, Main Stat 29

Obtain a Dodecagram from the Dodecahedrariffic! encounter, Visit the Friars and go to The Deep Fat Friars' Gate to complete this quest.

Deep Fat Friars' Gate Quest

The Deep Fat Friars' Gate

Level 6, Main Stat 29
Completed the Friars' Quest

Obtain the a Hey Deze map from the Highway to Hey Deze encounter.

Believed to be a Superlikely encounter

The Deep Fat Friars' Gate

Level 6, Main Stat 29
Completed the Friars' Quest

Obtain Azazel's unicorn , Azazel's lollipop , and Azazel's tutu . Then encounter Bureaucracy of the Damned and follow the pencilnecked demon. You will receive a Steel margarita, Steel lasagna or Steel-scented air freshener depending on your Path.

Azazel's item encounters will occur evry 10 adevtures. Bureaucracy of the Damned occurs 7 adventures later (ragardless of where you adventure)

Obtain Azazel's Steel Item

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The Cyrpt - The Defiled Cranny

Level 7, Main Stat 40

Encounter Lunchtime and choose 'Try to take him by surprise' to fight the Huge ghuol

If you encounter Go Slow Past the Drawer choose 'Dig through the rubble on the ground' to obtain a Can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ which does 62-80 damage against the Huge ghuol

The King of Cobb's Knob Quest

Cobb's Knob - King's Chamber

Level 5
Used the Cobb's Knob map,
Wearing the Harem Girl Disguise and with the Knob Goblin Perfume effect.

Defeat The Knob Goblin King

You can set the The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device (3,7) to obtain different rewards

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The Cyrpt - The Defiled Nook

Level 7, Main Stat 40

Encounter Pileup and choose 'Poke the Pile' to fight the Giant skeelton

If you encounter Skull, Skull, Skull choose 'See what's under the third one' to obtain a rusty bonesaw which does 60-95 damage to the Giant skeelton

Mt. McLargeHuge - Itznotyerzitz Mine

Level 8, Main Stat 53

Start this quest from the L33t Tr4pz0r then obtain Mining Gear: Miner's helmet^* , a 7-Foot Dwarven mattock^* and Miner's pants^* from the Mine

Mt. McLargeHuge - Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine

Level 8, Main Stat 53
Wearing Mining Gear

Obtain two chrome ores^* .

Can be done while Beaten Up.
The Dungeons of Doom potion: Object Detection will make all promising chunks of rock sparkle, 3 of each type of ore will be in adjacent squares

Mt. McLargeHuge - Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine

Level 8, Main Stat 53
Wearing Mining Gear

Obtain three of either Asbestos^*, Chrome^* or Linoleum Ore^* , the L33t Tr4pz0r will tell you which to get

Can be done while Beaten Up.
The Dungeons of Doom potion: Object Detection will make all promising chunks of rock sparkle, 3 of each type of ore will be in adjacent squares

Mt. McLargeHuge - The Goatlet

Level 8, Main Stat 53
Wearing Mining Gear

Encounter Between a Rock and Some Other Rocks and select 'Help the miners clear the rocks away' to unlock The Goatlet.

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Library

Main Stat 40
You have the Spookyraven library key.

Encounter Take a Look, it's in a Book! (Fall) select 'Read "The Fall of the House of Spookyraven"' then select 'Chapter 2 - Stephen and Elizabeth' to unlock the Polo Tombstone encounter in The Haunted Conservatory.

Unlock the Haunted Gallery

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Conservatory

Main Stat 6
Unlocked Polo Tombstone in the Haunted Library

Encounter Polo Tombstone to obtain the Spookyraven gallery key and unlock the The Haunted Gallery.

Occurs within ~2-12 adventures.

Unlock the Haunted Gallery

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Library

Main Stat 40
You have the Spookyraven library key.

Encounter Take a Look, it's in a Book! and click on the third book from the left on the top shelf in the bookshelf image to enable use of the metal reinforced staircase leading to Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor.

Unlock Spookyraven Manor Second Floor

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The Cyrpt - The Defiled Alcove

Level 7, Main Stat 40

Encounter Doublewide and choose 'Open it up' to fight the Conjoined zmombie

If you encounter Turn Your Head and Coffin choose 'Look in the wet one' to obtain a Half-rotten brain which does 60-80 damage to the Conjoined zmombie

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The Cyrpt - The Defiled Niche

Level 7, Main Stat 40

Encounter Lich in the Niche and choose 'Get his attention and throw down' to fight the Gargantulihc

If you encounter Urning Your Keep choose 'Check out the second one' to obtain a plus-sized phylactery which kills the Gargantulihc

Mt. McLargeHuge - The Goatlet

Level 8, Main Stat 53

Obtain six Goat cheese^* from Dairy goats and return to the L33t Tr4pz0r

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

Main Stat 45
Access to the Island.

Obtain Swashbuckling Getup: Eyepatch^* , Swashbuckling pants^* and a Stuffed shoulder parrot^* .

The Eyepatch can also be obtained from Degrassi Knoll

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore

Level 9
Access to the Island.
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup. You have 1000 meat. Completed the Untinker Quest.

Buy an Abridged dictionary for 1000 Meat and take it to the Untinker's Cottage who will untinker it into a Bridge and a Dictionary. Take the Bridge to The Orc Chasm to get access to the The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm.

Mt. McLargeHuge - The eXtreme Slope

Level 8, Main Stat 53

Obtain eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear^* or eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest^* and return to the L33t Tr4pz0r to complete this quest

Can be replaced with any amount of Cold Resistance.

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrney's Barrr

Access to the Island.
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup. You have 500 meat.

Firstly purchase The Big Book of Pirate Insults^* from Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore for 500 meat.
Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr using the Insult book on each pirate to collect as many different Retorts as possible. The correct Retorts will make you Embarrassed.

+Combat Frequency
Retorts Collected:
Obviously neither...
It can't be any worse...
That reminds me...
I'd've thought yellow...
I'm not really comfortable...
It's an honor to...
Amazing! How do you...
It only seems...

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrney's Barrr

Access to the Island.
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup.
You have at least one set of Infiltrationist equipment.

Encounter You and the Cap'm Make it Hap'm to obtain Cap'm Caronch's Map , use it and defeat the Booty crab and obtain Cap'm Caronch's nasty booty . Continue at the Barrr to obtain the Orcish Frat House blueprints from This Adventure Bites encounter.
Use the Blueprints:
If you are wearing the Frat Boy Ensemble^* select 'Attempt a frontal assault',
if you are wearing a Mullet wig^* and have a Briefcase^* select 'Go in through the side door',
if you are wearing a Frilly skirt^* and have at least 3 Hot wings^* select 'Catburgle' and obtain Cap'm Caronch's dentures.

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Barrrney's Barrr

Access to the Island.
Wearing Swashbuckling Getup, you have Cap'm Caronch's dentures.

Encounter Arrr You Man Enough? and select 'Step up' to play Insult Beer Pong with Old Don Rickets.
Use the Retorts you gained from the pirates earlier to win and gain access to The F'c'le.

Rickets' Insult:	Your Response:
Arrr, the power...	Obviously neither...
Do ye hear that...	It can't be any worse...
Suck on this...	That reminds me...
The streets will...	I'd've thought...
Yer face is as foul...	I'm not really...
When I'm through...	It's an honor to...
In all my years...	Amazing! How do you...
Not a single man...	It only seems...

The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm

Level 9, Main Stat 68
Used the Bridge.

Obtain a Lowercase N^* from an XXX pr0n.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency,

The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm

Level 9, Main Stat 68
Used the Bridge.

Obtain two 334 scrolls^*, a 30669 scroll^* and a 33398 scroll^*. Use the scrolls against the Rampaging adding machine to obtain a 64735 scroll. Use it to summon the Baron and complete this quest.

+Item Drops

(334 + 334 = 668) +
(30669 + 33398 = 64067)
= 64735 scroll

The Dictionary causes 30-60 damage to all creatures here except the Adding machine.

Orc Chasm Quest

The Cyrpt - The Haert of the Cyrpt

Level 7
Defeated the Gargantulihc, Giant skeelton, Huge ghuol and the Conjoined zmombie

Defeat The Bonerdagon

You can set the The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device (5,10) to obtain different rewards

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - The F'c'le

107

Have access to The F'c'le.

Obtain Ball polish from a Creamy pirate, Rrigging shampoo from a Cleanly pirate and a Mizzenmast mop from a Curmudgeonly pirate and use them all.
Encounter A Fledgling Pirate Is You! to obtain Pirate fledges and gain access to The Poop Deck.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Bathroom

107

Main Stat 68
Access to Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor

Prepare The Guy Made Of Bees to use flyers on for the Island Arena Quest.
Encounter Having a Medicine Ball and select 'Say Guy made of bees' of 4 times

+Non-combat Frequency
If you stun him then use an Antique hand mirror^* you can use the flyers and defeat him.

Ready the Guy Made Of Bees

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The Beanstalk - The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

Level 10, Main Stat 90
Have access to The Beanstalk.

Obtain a Metallic A^* from a MagiMechTech MechaMech

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency

The Beanstalk - The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

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Level 10, Main Stat 90
Have access to The Beanstalk.

Obtain Tissue Paper Immateria, Gauze Immateria, Tin Foil Immateria, Plastic Wrap Immateria and the S.O.C.K. which will grant access to The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.
You will also obtain the Giant castle map used to unlock the The Hole in the Sky later.

+Non-combat Frequency
The S.O.C.K. drop is a a Superlikely encounter.

Giant Trash Quest

140

The Black Forest

Level 11, Main Stat 104
You have 5,000 meat.

Obtain the Black market map from A Man in Black encounter.
Obtain Sunken eyes from a Black adder and Broken wings from a Black panther, Paste them together to make and set your familiar to a Reassembled Blackbird.
Use the Black market map to get access to The Black Market and buy Forged identification documents for 5,000 meat.

Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

The Shore, Inc.

Level 11
Access to the Desert Beach.
You have 500 meat, 3 adventures and Forged identification documents.

Vacation on any trip until you get the Covert Operations encounter which will give you Your father's MacGuffin diary.

This can be done while Beaten Up

Quest for the Holy MacGuffin

127

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - The Poop Deck

Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary. Wearing Pirate fledges.

Encounter It's Always Swordfish to unlock Belowdecks

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Belowdecks

147

Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary. Wearing Pirate fledges.

Obtain an Acoustic guitarrr from a Grungy pirate.

+Item Drops
Can be replaced with a Heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr, Stone banjo, Disco Banjo, Shagadelic Disco Banjo, Crimbo ukelele, Massive sitar, or Zim Merman's guitar.
The Guitarrr is also needed to obtain a Pagoda.

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) - Belowdecks

147

Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary. Wearing Pirate fledges.

Obtain two Snakehead charrrms from Gaudy pirates. Paste into a Talisman o' Nam and equip it to get access the Palindome.

Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary.

Encounter Let's Make a Deal! and select 'Haggle for a better price' to gain access to An Oasis.

A Superlikely encounter (33%).
100% (bad effect) Non-Combat Encounters

The Hidden Temple

Level 11, Main Stat 5
Read the MacGuffin diary. Unlocked the Hidden Temple.

Encounter At Least It's Not Full Of Trash and select 'Raise your hands up towards the heavens'. Then encounter Dvorak's Revenge and click the letters B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Finally encounter No Visible Means of Support and select 'Do nothing' to unlock The Hidden City.

Encounters are Superlikely (25%).
This can be done while Beaten Up

Hidden Temple quest

144

An Oasis

Level 11
Unlocked An Oasis.

Encounter Glug, Glug, Glug to receive effect Ultrahydrated (5 turns).

Should be first encounter if you are not Ultrahydrated.
With a Clover encounter Some Things Never Change and receive effect Ultrahydrated (20 turns).

149

Level 11
Have effect Ultrahydrated.

Encounter A Sietch in Time.

A Superlikely encounter
Return to An Oasis if you are not Ultrahydrated.

144

An Oasis

Level 11
Unlocked An Oasis.

Encounter All Across the Sands to obtain a Stone rose . Make sure you don't leave the Oasis until you have a Drum machine^* from a Blur.

Encounter is Superlikely.
+Item Drops

149

Level 11
Have effect Ultrahydrated, 1000 meat and a Drum machine.
Access to The Black Market.

Purchase a Can of black paint for 1,000 meat from the The Black Market. Encounter No Colors Anymore.
Adventure here again to encounter Walk Without Rhythm.

A Superlikely encounter.
Return to An Oasis if you are not Ultrahydrated.
If you don't have a Drum machine you will have obtain it in An Oasis then return to encounter Walk Without Rhythm 2.

144

An Oasis

Level 11
Unlocked An Oasis.

Encounter Blowin' in the Wind (page 1) to obtain Worm-riding manual page 1,
then Blowin' in the Wind (page 2) to obtain Worm-riding manual page 2 and
finally Blowin' in the Wind (pages 3-15) gives you Worm-riding manual pages 3-15.

A Superlikely encounter.

149

Level 11
Have effect Ultrahydrated.

Encounter The Sleeper Has Awakened, Give the 15 pages to him in exchange for Worm-riding hooks.
Equip the Worm-riding hooks and use the Drum machine to gain access to The Ancient Buried Pyramid.

A Superlikely encounter
Return to An Oasis if you are not Ultrahydrated.

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Bedroom

171

Main Stat 85
Access to Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor

Encounter One Nightstand (Wooden) and select 'Check the top drawer' then encounter the Wooden Nightstand again and select 'Check the bottom drawer' to obtain the Spookyraven ballroom key .
Also encounter One Nightstand (Ornate) and select 'Look behind the nightstand' to obtain Lord Spookyraven's spectacles .

+Non-combat Frequency
Combat frequency here is very low (20%)

Spookyraven Manor - The Haunted Ballroom

117

Level 11, Main Stat 68
Access to Spookyraven Manor, Second Floor.
You have the Spookyraven ballroom key.

Encounter We'll All Be Flat to gain access to the Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar.

A Superlikely encounter (25%), also affected by delay().

The Beanstalk - The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

152

Level 10, Main Stat 95
Access to The Beanstalk. You have the S.O.C.K.

Obtain a Heavy D^* from an Alphabet Giant.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency

The Beanstalk - The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

152

Level 10, Main Stat 95
Access to The Beanstalk.
You have the S.O.C.K.

Encounter the Wheel in the Clouds in the Sky and turn it in any direction, then return to The Council to complete this quest.

The Beanstalk - The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

Giant Trash Quest

152

Level 10, Main Stat 95
Access to The Beanstalk.
You have the S.O.C.K. and the Giant castle map.

Obtain a Furry fur^* , a Giant needle^* , and an Awful poetry journal^* .
Turn the Chore wheel until it is the procrastination giant's turn to guard the back door.
Use the Giant castle map to obtain the Quantum egg. Paste it with the S.O.C.K. to get the Intragalactic rowboat and unlock The Hole in the Sky.

162

Level 11, Main Stat 65
Wearing the Talisman o' Nam.
You have an Acoustic guitarrr, 2 chrome ores and the Hey Deze map. You have 1,000 meat.

Obtain a Ketchup hound^* from Bob Racecar, a Drab sonata^* and Guitar pick^* from a Drab Bard and an Elf Farm Raffle ticket^* from the Flee to me, remote elf! encounter.

Use the Elf Farm Raffle ticket to win the Pagoda plans. Combine one Chrome ore with your Sonata and one with your Guitarrr to obtain a Heavy metal sonata and a Heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr (don't equip it).
Use the Hey Deze map to obtain Hey Deze nuts.
Use the ketchup hound to obtain the Pagoda at your Campground.

+Item Drops
You need a clover to get the Pagoda plans if not in BadMoon.

162

Level 11, Main Stat 65
Wearing the Talisman o' Nam.
You have 1,000 meat.

Obtain a Ketchup hound^* from Bob Racecar and Stunt nuts^* from Bob Racecar or Racecar Bob.
Encounter Rod Nevada, Vendor and pay 500 meat to obtain Hard rock candy . Encounter Do Geese See God? and pay 500 meat for a Photograph of God and obtain a Hard-boiled ostrich egg from Last Egg Gets Al.

+Item Drops .
Encounters are Superlikely (25%).

162

Level 11, Main Stat 65
Wearing the Talisman o' Nam. You have the Ketchup-Hound, Rock candy, Photo of God and an Ostrich egg.

Encounter Drawn Onward and insert the items in this order:
Shelf #1: Photograph of God
Shelf #2: Hard rock candy
Shelf #3: Ketchup hound
Shelf #4: Hard-boiled ostrich egg
You will then loose all HP and get the "I Love Me, Vol. I" diary. Use it.

Cobb's Knob - Cobb's Knob Laboratory - Laboratory

Level 11, Main Stat 65
Have read "I Love Me, Vol. I".
Have the Cobb's Knob lab key.

Encounter Mr. Alarm.

Whitey's Grove

Main Stat 34
Have encountered Mr. Alarm.
Started the White Citadel Quest.
You have Stunt nuts.

Obtain a Bird rib from a Whitesnake and some Lion oil from a White lion. Cook them together to make Wet stew. Cook the Wet stew with Stunt nuts to make Wet stunt nut stew.

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency

Cobb's Knob - Cobb's Knob Laboratory - Laboratory

Level 11, Main Stat 65
Have read "I Love Me, Vol. I".
You have the Cobb's Knob lab key and Wet stunt nut stew.

Encounter Mr. Alarm again and swap the Wet stunt nut stew for the Mega Gem.

168?

Level 11, Main Stat 65
Wearing the Talisman o' Nam and the Mega Gem.

Defeat Dr. Awkward to obtain the Staff of Fats and the Drowsy Sword.

165

The Hidden City

Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary. Unlocked the Hidden Temple.

Explore the ruins until you defeat the four Ancient protector spirits to obtain the Cracked stone sphere, the Mossy stone sphere, the Rough stone sphere and the Smooth stone sphere. Use each of the spheres in combat and note the message colour (changes each ascension).

The Protector spirits are all Physically immune. A fifth spirit will drop an Obsidian dagger which may help.

Red

Pikachutlotal - God of thunder and lightning

Yellow

Green

Squirtlcthulli - God of water and doorknobs

Blue

Hidden Temple quest

165

The Hidden City

Level 11
Read the MacGuffin diary. Unlocked the Hidden Temple. You have 4 stone spheres.

Locate the four Altars and place the correct stone sphere in each altar to receive four Triangular stones.
Enter A Smallish Temple and place the stones to fight the Protector Spectre. Defeat it to obtain the Spectre scepter and the Ancient amulet.

The Protector Spectre is another Physically immune monster.

Hidden Temple quest

175

Spookyraven Manor - Spookyraven Wine Cellar - Any of the 4 Wine Racks

Level 11, Main Stat 68
Read the MacGuffin diary. Access to the Spookyraven Wine Cellar . Equip Lord Spookyraven's spectacles to see the glyphs.

Obtain three Dusty bottles of wine^* corresponding to the Wine Cellar Glyphs (changes each ascension). Pour the wine down the hole corresponding to the top, left, then right glyph to gain access to the Summoning Chamber.

+Item Drops

175

The Beanstalk - The Hole in the Sky

Level 10, Main Stat 100
Access to the Hole in the Sky.

Obtain 18-20 Stars^*, 14-16 Lines^* and 3 Star charts^*.
Enough to make Richard's star key , a Star starfish^* , Star hat^* , and a Star Sword^*, Crossbow^*, or Staff^* .

∞

Spookyraven Manor - Spookyraven Wine Cellar - Summoning Chamber

Level 11, Main Stat 68
Read the MacGuffin diary. Access to the Spookyraven Wine Cellar .

Defeat Lord Spookyraven to obtain the Eye of Ed and Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet.

Elemental Resistance will reduce the damage he does. He is a Spooky creature so Hot and Stench attacks are very effective.

The Ancient Buried Pyramid - The Upper Chamber

177

Level 11
You have the Ancient amulet, Eye of Ed and the Staff of Fats.

Paste the Ancient amulet, Eye of Ed and Staff of Fats together to obtain the Staff of Ed. Go to the Small Pyramid at the Desert beach with the Staff to unlock The Ancient Buried Pyramid.
Obtain a Carved wooden wheel from the Whee! encounter.

The Ancient Buried Pyramid

182

The Ancient Buried Pyramid - The Middle Chamber

Level 11
Access to the Pyramid.
You have a Carved wooden wheel.

Encounter Wheel in the Pyramid, Keep on Turning and select 'Turn the wheel' to rotate The Lower Chambers.
Rotate the wheel 3 times to get the room with bucket on the left, and empty room on the right and obtain an Ancient bronze token.
Rotate 4 times to get the pile of rocks on the left, vending machine on the right to obtain an Ancient bomb in exchange for the token.
Rotate 3 times to get the empty room on the left, and pile of rocks on the right to open the burial chamber.

+Non-combat Frequency
You can use a Tomb ratchet^* from a Tomb rat in the Upper Chamber to rotate the Lower Chambers instead.

The Ancient Buried Pyramid

182

Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)

The Hippy Camp (Verge of War)

Level 12
Access to the Island,
Wearing Frat Boy Ensemble or Filthy Hippy Disguise

Obtain Hippy Fatigues: Reinforced beaded headband^* , Bullet-proof corduroys^* , Round purple sunglasses^*

Obtain Frat Fatigues: Beer helmet^* , Distressed denim pants^* , Bejeweled pledge pin^*

Only one side's outfit needed

+Item Drops, +Combat Frequency (on opponent's side)

+Non-combat Frequency (on your side)

182

Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)

The Hippy Camp (Verge of War)

Level 12
Access to the Island,
wearing Hippy Fatigues

Level 12
Access to the Island,
wearing Frat Fatigues

Encounter Fratacombs - Choose 'Screw this, head to the roof'

Encounter Blockin' Out the Scenery - Choose 'The Lookout Tower'

+Non-combat Frequency
Only one encounter needed

The Mysterious Island Arena

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Frat Fatigues or Hippy Fatigues after 458 kills

Obtain Rock band flyers or Jam band flyers, use the flyers once per monster until you have used them on 10,000 ML worth.

Use them on The Guy Made Of Bees once,
Using flyers on a monster makes it hit 100% with bonus damage

Mysterious Island Arena

172

The Organic Orchard - The Hatching Chamber

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 64 kills

Obtain a Filthworm hatchling scent gland

+Item Drops
Can wear any outfit to fight here

174

The Organic Orchard - The Feeding Chamber

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 64 kills,
Have effect Filthworm Larva Stench obtained from a Hatchling gland (10 turns)

Obtain a Filthworm drone scent gland

+Item Drops
Can wear any outfit to fight here

176

The Organic Orchard - The Guards' Chamber

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 64 kills,
Have effect Filthworm Drone Stench obtained from a Drone gland (10 turns)

Obtain a Filthworm royal guard scent gland

+Item Drops
Can wear any outfit to fight here

180

The Organic Orchard - The Queen's Chamber

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island,
Have effect Filthworm Guard Stench obtained from a Royal guard gland (10 turns)

Obtain a Heart of the filthworm queen and give it to the Grocer in The Organic Orchard

Can wear any outfit to fight here

McMillicancuddy's Farm - The Barn

173

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 458 kills

Encounter Cornered!
Select 'Grab the pitchfork...' to unlock The Granary,
'Bang on the cowbell' to unlock The Bog or
'Make a fence...' to unlock The Pond

+Non-combat Frequency?
Can wear any outfit to fight here

Shortcut: use a Chaos butterfly in combat, then when cornered select 'Make a fence...' to unlock The Pond

McMillicancuddy's Farm - The Barn

173

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 458 kills

Encounter Cornered again!
Select 'Knock over the lantern' to unlock the Back 40 or
'Try to catch them in the beartrap' to unlock the Family Plot

+Non-combat Frequency?
Can wear any outfit to fight here

Shortcut: select 'Knock over the lantern' to unlock the Back 40

McMillicancuddy's Farm - The Barn

173

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 458 kills

Encounter How Many Corners Does this Stupid Barn Have!?
Select 'Grab the shotgun...' to unlock the Shady Thicket or
'Dump out the drum' to unlock the Other Back 40

+Non-combat Frequency?
Can wear any outfit to fight here

Shortcut: When cornered select 'Dump out the drum' to unlock the Other Back 40 - There will now only be 5 Ducks in each area

Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision - The Themthar Hills

176

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Mysterious Island of Mystery,
Wearing Hippy Fatigues or Frat Fatigues after 192 kills

Collect 100,000 Meat from the Dirty thieving brigands

+Meat Drops
Best place to use a Meat vortex.

Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision

178

The Lighthouse - Sonofa Beach

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Mysterious Island of Mystery,
Wearing Frat Fatigues or Hippy Fatigues after 64 kills

Obtain 5 Barrels of gunpowder and return to The Lighthouse

+Combat Frequency
Can wear any outfit to fight here

The Lighthouse

182

181

186

McMillicancuddy's Farm -

The Granary

The Bog

The Pond

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 458 kills

Clear the area of ducks

Ducks at The Bog are Stench creatures,
Ducks at The Pond are Cold creatures
Can wear any outfit to fight here

185

182

McMillicancuddy's Farm -

Back 40

Family Plot

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 458 kills

Clear the area of ducks

Ducks at Back 40 are Hot creatures,
Ducks at the Family Plot are Spooky creatures
Can wear any outfit to fight here

187

180

McMillicancuddy's Farm -

Shady Thicket

Other Back 40

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or, Frat Fatigues after 458 kills

Clear the area of ducks

Ducks at the Other Back 40 are Sleaze creatures
Can wear any outfit to fight here

∞

The Junkyard - One of the 4 locations Yossarian tells you to go

Level 12
You have a Molybdenum magnet,
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Frat Fatigues or Hippy Fatigues after 192 kills

Obtain a Molybdenum hammer

Use your Magnet when a Batwinged gremlin says:
"It whips out a hammer (you're not sure from where), and hammers on your head with it. Dude, you're so hammered."
Not the correct Gremlin if it says:
"It does a bombing run over your head..."
Can wear any outfit to fight here

∞

The Junkyard - One of the 4 locations Yossarian tells you to go

Level 12
You have a Molybdenum magnet,
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Frat Fatigues or Hippy Fatigues after 192 kills

Obtain a Molybdenum screwdriver

Use your Magnet when a Vegetable gremlin says:
"It whips out a screwdriver and stabs you with it. Where did it get the vodka and orange juice? Oh, wait, it was just the regular, metal, stabby kind of screwdriver."
Not the correct Gremlin if it says:
"It picks a <vegetable> off of itself and..."
Can wear any outfit to fight here

∞

The Junkyard - One of the 4 locations Yossarian tells you to go

Level 12
You have a Molybdenum magnet,
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Frat Fatigues or Hippy Fatigues after 192 kills

Obtain Molybdenum pliers

Use your Magnet when a Spider gremlin says:
"It whips out a pair of pliers and fastens them firmly on your eye. If only it'd tried to ply you with booze instead."
Not the correct Gremlin if it says:
"It bites you in the fibula with its mandibles..."
Can wear any outfit to fight here

∞

The Junkyard - One of the 4 locations Yossarian tells you to go

Level 12
You have a Molybdenum magnet,
Access to the Wartime Island,
Wearing Frat Fatigues or Hippy Fatigues after 192 kills

Obtain a Molybdenum crescent wrench

Use your Magnet when a Erudite gremlin says:
"He whips out a crescent wrench from somewhere, places it on your finger, and carefully calibrates how tightly he has to adjust it to make you scream bloody murder."
Not the correct Gremlin if it says:
"He uses the random junk around him to make an automatic eyeball-peeler..."
Can wear any outfit to fight here

217

The Battlefield

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or Frat Fatigues

Obtain 4 Gauze garters^* or 4 Filthy poultices^*

+Item Drops
Can be replaced with any HP Restorers to heal 385-402 HP to defeat your Shadow

217

The Battlefield

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island, Wearing Hippy Fatigues or Frat Fatigues

Kill 1000 Frats, 1000 Hippies or 999 Frats and 999 Hippies

Sidequests:	0	1	2	3	4	5	6	Kills
Frats Fought:
Hippies Fought:

The Hippy Camp (Wartime)

The Orcish Frat House (Wartime)

The Last Stand

Level 12
Access to the Wartime Island

1000 Hippies killed, Wearing Frat Fatigues

1000 Frats killed, Wearing Hippy Fatigues

999 Frats and 999 Hippies killed

Defeat The Big Wisniewski

Defeat The Man

Defeat the The Man or The Big Wisniewski or both by using a flaregun^* in combat

The quickest way to obtain the Order of the Silver Wossname is as follows:

Sidequests:	0	1	2	3
Frats Fought:	1	1	1	124
Hippies Fought:	1	1	1	124
Total turns on the battlefield: 254

The Ancient Buried Pyramid - The Lower Chambers

232

Level 11
Access to the Pyramid.
Used the Ancient bomb to clear the pile of rocks in the Lower Chambers to unlock the Burial Chamber.
You have at least 7 adventures.

Defeat Ed the Undying (7 times) to obtain Holy MacGuffin. Return it to The Council to complete this quest and obtain a Handful of confetti. Hooray!

You must defeat Ed 7 times in a row to beat him.

The Ancient Buried Pyramid

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (1)

Level 13
Completed all council quests. You have items to obtain effects for The Three Gates.

Use 3 items to obtain effects needed to pass The Three Gates.

See the [Three Gates Checklist].

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (1)

Level 13
Completed all council quests

Unequip all equipment (including familiar item) to pass The Huge Mirror and obtain a Huge mirror shard.

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have Boris's key.

Insert Boris's key into the Perplexing Door
Password: fish. Obtain a Fishbowl.

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have Jarlsberg's key.

Insert Jarlsberg's key into the Perplexing Door
Password: phish. Obtain a Fishtank.

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have Sneaky Pete's key.

Insert Sneaky Pete's key into the Perplexing Door and Password: fsh. Obtain a Fish hose.

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have the Digital key.

Insert the Digital key into the Perplexing Door and Combination: Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A to obtain Stone tablet (Squeezings of Woe).

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have Richard's star key and equip a Star hat, Star starfish, and Star staff, Crossbow, or Sword.

Insert Richard's star key into the Perplexing Door to obtain Stone tablet (Sinister Strumming).

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have a Skeleton key.

Insert a Skeleton key^* into the Perplexing Door and play dice with the Skeleton until he rolls an 11 to obtain Stone tablet (Really Evil Rhythm).

You lose 40-48 HP if the Skeleton doesn't roll an 11.
He will always roll an 11 if you have a Ten-leaf clover or Loaded dice (Bad Moon only).

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests. You have a Fish hose, Fishtank and Fishbowl.

Paste the Fish hose, Fishtank and Fishbowl together to obtain Makeshift SCUBA gear and enter the Perplexing Odor.

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Entrance Cavern (2)

Level 13
Completed all council quests. You have a Stone tablet (Woe), Stone tablet (Strumming), Stone tablet (Rhythm), Acoustic guitarrr, Stolen accordion and Tambourine.

Pass The Stone Mariachis

The Acoustic guitarrr can be replaced with a Heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr, Stone banjo, Disco Banjo, Shagadelic Disco Banjo, Crimbo ukelele, Massive sitar, or Zim Merman's guitar.
The stolen accordion can be replaced with a Rock and Roll Legend, or Squeezebox of the Ages.
The Tambourine can be replaced with a Bone rattle

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Hedge Maze

242

Level 13
Completed all council quests.

Obtain one or more Hedge maze puzzles from the Topiary golems. Use the puzzles to make a path to the Hedge maze key.

+Item Drops
Topiary golems will steal back puzzles pieces 33% of the time each time one is used.

Lair of The Naughty Sorceress - The Hedge Maze

242

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have constructed a path to the Hedge maze key with Hedge maze puzzles.

Obtain a Hedge maze key. Use more puzzles to make a path to the Exit.
Adventure again in the Hedge Maze to get to the Sorceress' Tower.

You may need to get more Hedge maze puzzles from the Topiary golems.

The Sorceress' Tower - The Stairs

Level 13
Completed all council quests.
You have the correct items to defeat the 6 Stair Monsters.

Defeat the 6 Stair Monsters using the Items needed to defeat them.

See the [Stair Monster Checklist].

Level 13, Main Stat 70
Completed all council quests.

Decipher the riddle at the Heavy and Light Doors and enter the correct pin.

You can use Cisco's Door Code Generator.

Level 13, Main Stat 70
Completed all council quests.
You have the Huge mirror shard equipped in your primary hand.

Pass the Electrical Attack.

If you do not have the Mirror shard equipped you will take 50 damage and will not pass.

Level 13, Main Stat 70
Completed all council quests.
You have enough HP Increasers to heal 400 HP.

Defeat your Shadow by healing yourself of at least 400 HP.

Level 13, Main Stat 70
Completed all council quests.
You have two 20 pound Familiars of the correct type.

Defeat two of The Sorceress' Familiars by facing them with a 20lb familiar of the correct type.

To beat the:	Use a 20 lb:
Angry Goat	Mosquito
Barrrnacle	Angry Goat
Levitating Potato	Barrrnacle
Mosquito	Sabre-Toothed Lime
Sabre-Toothed Lime	Levitating Potato

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Level 13, Main Stat 70
Completed all council quests.
You have a Ruby W, Metallic A, Lowercase N and Heavy D.

Paste the four letters to make a Wand of Nagamar^*.
Defeat the Naughty Sorceress.
Defeat the Naughty Hideous Apparition.
Defeat the Naughty Sausage with the Wand.

See Defeating The Naughty Sorceress.